03/08/08 & 03/10/08
Recently you might have seen a forwarding of an interesting presentation of 'Crazy English' listing the many inconsistencis in English plurals and other usages. That inspired me to send to you today some other material that I gathered, to present 'Crazy English' from another angle, the aspect of spellings. This great English language, the language of the 'once an Empire on which the sun never set', but even now the 'lingua franca' of the world, the accepted common language of the European Union, this universal language, alas, is not only crazy wrt plurals, but also many spellings that are inconsistent, irrational, illogical and redundant.
I would call English the ' b-u-t but and p-u-t put' language. Similar spellings. But the 'u' in 'but' is as in 'shut', while the 'u' in 'put' is as in 'foot' ! If the child were to ask why it is so, no answer except to warn not to ask such questions !
An interesting anecdote. A candidate for a job interview, was faring rather badly. The Interviewer got vexed and said to candidate " I would consider you if at least you answer this one last question correctly. Spell the word 'coffee' ". The candidate scratched his head for a while, and blurted out 'KAUGHY' !. Not a single letter correct! Yet, can be justified, considering the words 'laugh' and 'many' ! That is English language !
Variety of inconsistencies.
1. Crazy Words pronounced similarly, but spelled differently,
2. Words pronounced differently, but spelled similarly.
3. Same alphabet pronounced
differently,
4. Some alphabets just 'silent', and so forth'.
A few examples :
1 Words pronounced similarly, but spelled differently :
after - laughter attention - tension beauty - duty bread-red bout - doubt
cot - caught bee-key done - son dime - rhyme brown-noun eye-sigh fir-fur
fine-sign gum-some hope-soap knot-naught loot-flute one-won pitch-which
puff-tough none-nun ripe-type rude-brood site-sight sock-walk kite-night
tyre-tire wood- would wonder-blunder year-ear . . . . . and many more.
2. Words spelled similarly but pronounced differently:
but - put book-boot blood-wood bleak-break bull-lull cough-through come-dome
could-mould cull-pull dove-move divegive door-moor head-eat dead-bead food-mood gone-done low-cow look-nook near-neat power-lower push-rush phone-gone rough-cough son-don soul-soup swear-sweat touch-couch wood-wool was-has
3. Same alphabet pronounced differently:
age-are (a) bar-bad (a) cycle (c) circle (c) centre-cat (c) divine (d) gage (g)
hard-hand (a) gin-give (g) hire-give (i) circus (c) mystic-mynah (y) report-rectify (e) scarce (c) target-budget (g) tank-talk (a) wise-wink (i)
4. Redundant alphabets :
balm(l) catch (t) column (n) aisle (s) comb (b) damn (n) ditch (t) doubt (b) debt (b) fetch (t) know(k) kneel (k) muscle (c) often (t) pneumatic (p) pseudo (p) receipt (p) science (first c ) talk (l) whole (w) yolk (l)
5. Irrational spellings:
alight align bought cough caught cheque delight dough daughter eight knight knave laugh rough sight through threw would walk
Well I think the above samples are enuf to justify the coronation of English as the
'His Highness Crazy English' !
However, all the above only indicate the diagnosis which basically is that the written word does not conform to spoken word. Any solution to this problem? Yes. In 2002 I had written and published a book entitled 'New English' that dealt with this. Some formulations were postulated to get conformity between spoken and written words. This will be dealt with next week, to conclude this topic.
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